Once again, I believe it is the appropriate time to remind people, as we approach the election season, that my dog is available as a write-in candidate for the President of the United States.
While he lacks the manual dexterity to type effectively and no company has yet invented the dog-paw-sized keyboard, especially for a 95 lbs dog, I feel that he would like his platform to be made clear to all.If elected, he promises to:
Not poop in the (white)house. (I think we can say that there's at least a few that have left some steaming piles of shit in that place in the last 30 years or so)
Serve as a Watchdog for the nation. (He does NOT like people in his yard. And he likes wild turkeys in his yard even less) He is fierce.
And judge people by the content of their character. (Though that last one is normally based on if that person is willing to spend a half hour petting him or not. But that's a damn good judge of character)
So this coming november... ignore President Dumbo and the T-888 prototype with the laser eyes that are running for the Big-2 parties and vote for the Brown party... well... the Fawn colored party.
He has not yet picked his Vice Presidential nominee, but I suspect that it will be Regs... or potentially @Sybele 's Baby Princess with Regs as his Secretary of Defense nominee.
Vote Bailey 2012
The Deadpool Approved Candidate. Deadpool paid for and is responsible for the content of this ad.
No comments:
Post a Comment