Friday, February 1, 2013

I Really Am This Bored - RTOTD #785

Day 785

I'm so bored that I think I want to make a sockpuppet account on FL just to troll myself.

I've been severely lacking trolls recently, so it might jump start the trend.

Or they just all realized that I'm smarter than them and will own every insult they throw my way, plus I can be a jackass back at them with more originality than them, and eventually leave them as sniveling puddles of tears and blood.

Or just break out a bullhorn and be louder than them so I never even hear them.

So here's your lesson for the day... Bullhorns are Troll-repellent.

Or maybe I'm just really really bored. I think I'm just really really bored.

Since it's Friday, I figured we could... oh fuck it. I'm just gonna sit here and play solitare on my iPad or read a book or something. I just want to go home.

I mean... I'm bored enough that I'm not just going to fill this thing with porn just to amuse myself.

Or maybe I will...








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