As we approach the new year, let's all promise to make a group resolution this year. Instead of everyone making their own resolution that we promptly ignore about eating less fatty foods or quitting smoking or no more office drinking on Tuesdays or whatever, let's make a group resolution.
And I have the perfect one:
We whole-heartedly resolve to entirely ignore any celebrities with no discernible talent, who are famous for being famous or for being the children of famous people who only got anywhere because of who their parents were, or anything of the sort. We promise to ignore their television shows, be disaffected by their advertising presence, and otherwise save our money when presented with the opportunity to buy any product they are affiliated with in the hopes that it makes them all go away. We will not allow brand-building for no reason.
Because I'm still perfect otherwise.
Because I'm still perfect otherwise.
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