Day 890
I need to get something off my chest:
Men's shorts should not, under almost any circumstance, stop above the knee. It's an affront to fashion akin to the recent trend of mom jeans suddenly being fucking cool again or tights as pants. I mean, if we're suddenly back in 1992 for fashion, are the spandex biker shorts next? Cause if so, I'm gonna have to start burning things down again.
There is nothing about this fashion that is even remotely attractive so cut it out. It was hideous in 1992 & it's hideous now. It aged about as well as neon orange hats, vented sunglasses, hypercolor tshirts & hair metal. It's fun & nostalgic for a night every few years at a theme party but not as actual everyday wear.
So if you're a man & your shorts don't at least cover the kneecap, you're fucking doing it wrong. Stop it. Stop it & go find a pair of pants until you can find an appropriate length of shorts.
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