Day 889
Here's a few truisms for your Monday morning:
For every hot girl in the world, there's at least 1 dude that's sick of her shit.
You'll never lose pussy chasing money, but you'll always lose money chasing pussy.
The sad truth is, the reason you hear crazy ex girlfriend stories is because the worst she does is put superglue on the toilet seat when you dump her after sex, while crazy ex-boyfriend stories tend to get told to the police man if the woman get the chance to tell them at all.
Coffee sucks. Anyone who claims to actually enjoy it is a fucking liar. It is fuel for when your sleep did not adequately refuel you & nothing more. I'm betting 92 octane doesn't taste very good either.
Treat your body like an amusement park when you're young. Getting up for work after 12 beers & 3 hours of sleep is a lot harder in your mid 30's.
Say please & thank you.
There's a line between just being an asshole & being racist/sexist/whatever. Not all dickbaggery comes from the same place. Don't assume it does.
I really really hope half of you die in a fire
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