Holy shit... I just saw something awesome.
Some California porn company is building an underground self-sustaining bunker to ride out the 2012 apocalypse.
Wait a second... this brings up a good question..
Couldn't we distract the robots with gadget porn? Gizmodo... get on that shit! Protect us from the coming SkyNet onslaught by putting together an endless stream of gadget porn!
And to take care of the zombies? I think the anti-abortion people got that shit covered... are dead babies to zombies what veal is to humans?
We can prevent the coming apocalypse with gadget porn and dead baby pictures from the anti-abortion people!
I have found my calling... Saving the world... with PORN.
Unless I find a way to destroy it. Or end up being the Anti-Christ... it's not really that far of a stretch.
But in the meantime... yes, random california porn company... build your underground apocalypse-proof bunker to make post-apocalyptical porn. Because after the coming armageddon, that first thing I'm gonna do is go onto the now-fictional internet to get to your non-hosted imaginary website to check out your girl-on-girl-on-zombie-on-robot porn... instead of other unimportant things like trying to gather food and fresh water in enough quantities that I don't die in 2 weeks.
Though I do love that your posted plans include a "standing work kiosk w/sliding gun rack compartment" and a "rotating center stage hydraulic platform w/emergency pole access to upper levels"... somehow... I don't think that's an emergency pole. I think it might get used for something a little more visually appealing, but hey... that's just me.
Well at least it means that some hot women will survive the apocalypse. Though somehow... I think platform stripper heels & a neon pink g-string won't exactly be the best hunting gear for surviving much beyond that. But hey, at least they're hot.
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