Thursday, October 27, 2011

Random Thought Of The Day #504

Day 504

And the Superhero party has been announced. That's the November party. You should totally RSVP... because... well... It's gonna be awesome.

We're totally giving the dogs Superhero costumes too.

Bailey is going to be Krypto the Super Dog!

And Reagan is totally going to be Dogpool.

Let's see how she does with wearing a mask. Somehow, I think this is going to end badly.

Yeah, one dog with a cape & another in a mask. This isn't going to lead to ANY problems with dogs trying to tear their costumes apart at ALL!

Speaking of superheroes.. apparently the original check written to the creators of Superman was recently found. For all of $412 to the rights to Superman.

Count that one under the list of worst deals in history.

Seriously. $412 for fucking Superman? Can I buy Batman for like $350 then? I figure he's probably worth about $50-60 less than the Man of Steel, right? He's not as big of a culture icon (though we did see Batman's garage while we were in Philly last weekend. He should probably not put a huge painted Batman symbol right on his garage door. Not a good way to hide the ol' Batcave. But I digress...) than Supes. So Bats should run a couple bucks cheaper.

Hell... I'll even go up to $1750 to adjust for inflation.

Actually... I think I'll take Wolverine for maybe $375 instead. Or inflation adjusted up to about $1900.

I mean... on the list of really fucking shitty ideas... selling the exclusive rights of a character like that has to be about the way the Native Americans feel about selling Manhattan island to a bunch of white people for some blankets & beads. A hundred or so years later, you kinda realized how badly you got hosed in that deal.

But I'd totally pay like a full $2000 for Deadpool. Cause Deadpool is totally fucking cooler than the big blue boyscout or the flying rat.

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