Due to unforeseen circumstances, all future postings of mine will contain a disclaimer prior to the actual commenting or posting. The disclaimer shall read:"Disclaimer: Do not have any fluids in your mouth before reading the following comment/posting. There is a reasonably foreseeable chance that said liquids will be involuntarily ejected from your body, via your nose and/or mouth, due to laughter. The poster of said comments/postings shall not be held responsible for damage done to the electronic communications device being used to read said comments/postings due to this involuntary reaction."
I wonder if anyone has ever been sued for making someone shoot milk out of their nose all over their computer? If so, can I see the court documents? Cause that's gotta be the funniest shit ever.
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